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Captain Obvious Says - Stimulus

Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:53 PM EDT
politics, economy, humor, stimulus, captain-obvious
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CaptainObviousSays

:)

  • 4 votes
Reply#1 - Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:55 PM EDT
frostyone

great comics :)

  • 1 vote
#1.1 - Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:12 PM EDT
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Stone5150

It would ring more true if the kid wanted a new video game. Bikes indicate he wants to go outside and exercise, preposterous!

  • 8 votes
Reply#2 - Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:08 PM EDT
CaptainObviousSays

LOL

  • 5 votes
#2.1 - Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:14 PM EDT
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CL1

I think the Dad should end with, " ..Then write the President a 'stimulus' letter." ..;)

  • 3 votes
Reply#3 - Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:21 PM EDT
Lkessler

Actually, CL, the Dad should say: "I demand a paternity test--because you cannot possibly be my son!"

Love the 'toon CaptainObvious... :)

  • 5 votes
#3.1 - Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:10 PM EDT
CL1

Hahaha, I like that!!

  • 4 votes
#3.2 - Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:16 PM EDT
Lkessler

I can see the Dad, the Wife, and the Kid already at the "Maury" show... Mom, taking a lie detector and dad obtaining the results of that all important "paternity test."

Ok, by a show of hands--who thinks the Dad is: a) the father; b) not the father; c) not the father but will stick around; d) not the father and will celebrate by calling mom a "ho" and going directly to the hospital and his job to remove his name off the birth certificate and immediately stop any support mom may be entitled to.

I'm all ears, folks!

  • 4 votes
#3.3 - Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:20 PM EDT
CL1

...and to think that all started over a new bike. ;)

  • 4 votes
#3.4 - Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:39 PM EDT
Lkessler

I know!! Boggles the mind, don't it!? ;D

  • 5 votes
#3.5 - Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:21 PM EDT
CaptainObviousSays

Yepp...

:)

  • 3 votes
#3.6 - Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:08 PM EDT
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Al-316

Our leaders need to join Newsvine.

  • 2 votes
Reply#4 - Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:17 PM EST
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